My little puppy Zelda is constipated. My mom thinks she is taking such good care of her and I come home from visiting with Trista only to find out that she cant shit ... at all. Now my mom is a dumbass of the greatest kind. She is feeding my 4ish month old puppy grown up dog food. Now if that sounds right to you then stop reading now because it isnt .... Shes only 4 months old for god sakes. She needs to be eating 4 month old PUPPY food. Fucks sakes. I come home and shes like 'UR DAWG HAZ 2 SHEET LOLZZZZZZ'...So Im like, well why didnt you take her outside .. I mean, its not like you're doing anything. You probably sat on your ass all night watching tv listening to her cry and whine because she has to shit but cant because you fucking broke her poop-shute. So now shes lying in her crate beside my computer desk in my room figiting around because .. well ... she has to shit. I mean .. shes just this little 6 pound ball of fluff and she is in her own little version on pain. Hopefully shes better tomorrow and can actually shit. I have a feeling Im going to be waking up in the middle of the night to take her outside so she can try again and fail...
ugh
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