Sunday, June 21, 2009

Poor Puppy

My little puppy Zelda is constipated. My mom thinks she is taking such good care of her and I come home from visiting with Trista only to find out that she cant shit ... at all. Now my mom is a dumbass of the greatest kind. She is feeding my 4ish month old puppy grown up dog food. Now if that sounds right to you then stop reading now because it isnt .... Shes only 4 months old for god sakes. She needs to be eating 4 month old PUPPY food. Fucks sakes. I come home and shes like 'UR DAWG HAZ 2 SHEET LOLZZZZZZ'...So Im like, well why didnt you take her outside .. I mean, its not like you're doing anything. You probably sat on your ass all night watching tv listening to her cry and whine because she has to shit but cant because you fucking broke her poop-shute. So now shes lying in her crate beside my computer desk in my room figiting around because .. well ... she has to shit. I mean .. shes just this little 6 pound ball of fluff and she is in her own little version on pain. Hopefully shes better tomorrow and can actually shit. I have a feeling Im going to be waking up in the middle of the night to take her outside so she can try again and fail...

ugh

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Gong Show!!!

Hello. And welcome to the Gong Show, With your host; Cassie.

Today we will be discussing the recent events in Cassie's ever-changing and exciting life. Join me wont you?

Dont you wish that you had your own intro to everything that you do? I think it would be great till about the 5th time and it got to annoying. Like what if you were trying to tell someone that your spleen is bursting but you enter the room and your intro has to play first. The person you need help from would be like .. 'Oh wow this person has a really great intro but I have a feeling that they were trying to tell me something before they passed out from the pain - Oh well. Maybe next time. ' I mean - this would suck if your spleen or something like it was actually bursting. But it would still be cool.

So I dont really remember what I blogged about the last time I was on here .. so I might just be repeating myself. But thats okay.

SO. About 2 or 3 weeks ago my mom actually allowed my to purchase a brand spankin' new PUPPY. Shes great. I named her Zelda but I called her Zontaur because thats my World of Warcraft characters name and she kicks ass and so does my dog so it fits. But my mom doesnt like it so she calls her Zelda. This dog leads a very confusing life. Anyways ... shes super cute and a puppy so you just want to hug her every time you see her because shes all 'weeee look at me im adorable when I chew on all your stuff'. Anways - here is a picture of her:


This photo was taking in my car by my friend Amy Barber. See - she (zelda/zontaur) was sleeping on the broken emergency break and it was funny. This was taking the day I bought her and shes since grown quite a bit. But shes still super cute.

So Ive got this job out in Long Point and most of the time it sucks. I mean - its in a great location (right on the beach) and there is lots for me to do there, but the problem is that it takes me about half an hour to get there. And driving a half and hour there and back is getting really expensive. Ive told my dad that I will quit and find a job in town to save money but he keeps saying how this is for my education because its an apprenticeship. Theres another problem .. Im not even going back to school for the course that they apprenticeship is for so I dont see his reasoning. But whatever .. I dont pay for the gas in my car anyways .. he does and it he wants to keep paying 60$$ a week for me to drive there then thats his problem.
I just want to say that the new Tim Hortons Real Brewed Lemon Iced Tea is delicious. I have a bottle everyday and it just makes me so happy.
Last week my roomates Cait and Allie came down to good 'ole Simcoe for a visit. They drove down and then we went to Long Point to walk on the beach and take pictures and junk then we came back and ate dinner. I wish they could have stayed longer but since Cait lives in Barrie and thats about 3-ish hours away she wanted to leave before it got dark. Very understandable since no one enjoys driving in the dark. I really wish Norm could have come as well .. but Ill probably see them all again sometime soon.
So I think thats basically all I have to say for now. Hopefully I can remember to come on here and post a little more tomorrow because it actually gives me something to do...